Global Cooling and You

Archivists at Brave New World Laboratories have discovered that, what was once thought to have been a lost social guidance film was merely misplaced — the only surviving artifact from a time capsule sealed in the recently unearthed cornerstone of the defunct Funk & Wagnalls publishing headquarters in New York City. Some moldering footage of the feature can be seen as an inset in BNWL’s “Planet 9 Climatizer” video.
   
Now presented for the first time is a reconstruction of “Global Cooling and You,” believed to be the earliest film to address the influence of mankind on the earth’s climate.



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The Planet 9 Climatizer

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Tomorrow Is the End of the World!!!!

Ten years ago tomorrow, Al Gore went to Sundance and for the premiere of his comedy, An Inconvenient Truth, and told the assembled gullible fools audience members that within ten years, the climate should have warmed to "planetary emergency levels.

Now, I know it's been a fairly mild winter, so far (knock on wood), but I can't see that the entire planet is going to warm to a crisis level in the next twenty-four hour, so color me unconvinced. 

Of course, we all know what climate change is REALLY about: It's a way for fraudsters and racists like Al Gore to get rich by skimming the top off what they force everyone else to pay to African dictators to force their subjects to live in huts under Stone Age conditions.

Al Gore is a despicable human being who would be ashamed of himself if he had any capacity whatsoever for self-analysis and introspection. 

Wow did we dodge a bullet in 2000. Thank God the Supreme Court actual got one right.

And frankly, does any non-liberal believe this garbage anymore? We've seen the idea that 97% of "scientists" believe in climate change. Maybe they meant "scientologists." Frankly, as far as climate change is concerned, it's hard to tell the difference between scientists and scientologists, anymore.

So, in honor of the Climate Holocaust that wasn't, I suggest we party, not like it's 1999, but rather like Tomorrow is the End of the World!