Science!

So, anyone that knows me well enough will know I am a bit of a... well, for lack of a better term a nerd. I can easily get lost in articles on obscure esoterica and not look up from chasing various threads until hours have passed. Recently I came across an article on the Science News Journal site about a mineral containing a perovskite crystal structure with the ability to convert multiple ambient forms of energy in to electricity.

SCIENCE! with Lactose the Intolerant

Well, don’t spread this around, but I happen to be a scientist/engineer in real life, which is probably why I try to avoid real life.  But it’s science fair time of the year again, so it’s time to help the kiddies design some meaningful projects.  Then I thought to myself, I might as well try to get some of my ill gotten gains back from the feds in the form of research grant money.  These are the research projects I’m going to submit, but there is a trick if you want federal grant money these days.  See if you can figure it out.

·         If I fertilize my cannabis sativa with a proprietary combination of cocaine and methamphetamines, can I produce a super drug, and what effect will that have on global climate change?

·         At what concentration can she taste the roofie, and what effect will that have on global climate change?

·         Once she’s had black, can she be convinced to go back, and what effect will that have on global climate change?