Friday, December 28, 2012

Tactical Nuke: Friday, December 28, 2012

• One of our great modern generals, "Stormin' Norman" Shwarzkopf has passed away at the age of 78.

I can only hope to live to 78 myself, and he had one heck of a career. So I salute him.

  Well done, Stormin' Norman. You might not have liked that nickname, but a good nickname is never one you'd choose.

• Movie person Matt Damon says he is giving up on politics. After the stupid retarded things he has said in the past, I have but one question for Mr. Damon...

 " Promise?"

• Carry on.


  1. The most surprising thing about the Matt Damon interview is that it was conducted by Playboy magazine. Playboy has articles? I thought it was a, picture book for lonely men...and why would they care about Matt Damon's political leanings?

  2. no they have articles... and as a lonely man I can tell you there are better picture books out there.

  3. We should add text on the back of your "I wanna cuddle you SO HARD" t-shirt...that reads "but I'm WAY too busy being lonely". Geeeeeeeeez.