Nuke the Punchline - We're Gonna Need Bigger Guns

Despite the hectic schedule necessitated by his "medium distance relationship", Harvey at IMAO is *still* writing awesome straight lines. MY HERO! He'll post another amazing one today. In the mean time, the increasingly capricious Anonymiss has decided to shock everybody by actually judging one.

President Obama Plans to Ban Bullets and Replace Them with…

Nuke the Punchline - Don't Get Her Steamed Up

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…

Nuke the Punchline - Using Assault Knives?

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

The White House Is Getting Ready for Thanksgiving By…

Taking an Indian to Lunch. Cookies to Burt for the link!

Nuke the Punchline - Threatening to Welch

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

In Its Lastest Act of Aggression, Russia Is Threatening…

(Source)

Nuke the Punchline - If *I* Built a Car

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

Industry Experts Now Predict That the Car of the Future Will…

One of my all time FAVORITE picture books. After you've bought Frank's book,
buy this one for your favorite little engineer. Christmas is coming!

Nuke the Punchline - Better Study Hard!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

Obamacare Open Enrollment Started This Week. New Enrollees…

Nuke the Punchline - Check Your Privilege, Mr. President

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

Add It to the List: Global Warming Is Now Being Cited As the Cause of…

All of these things! Cookies to mark
for the awesome link! 

I had such a HARD time narrowing it down!  Global warming seems to cause, well.....everything...

Nuke the Punchline - So Many Rs

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

The Most Awkward Moment During President Obama’s Visit to China…

Nuke the Punchline - Bestseller Material

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

President Obama Got REALLY Angry After Joe Biden Said…

Nuke the Punchline- Kiss Up Cookie Edition

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

Today Is Anonymiss’s Birthday. What Should She Do to Celebrate?

Cookies to c64wood for the Picture :)

You gave me so many wonderful suggestions. :) How 'bout I tell you what I did?

I took rodney dill's suggestion to take enjoyment from the mental calisthenics of judging a good Straight Line of the Day from IMAO.

You guys are so funny and clever. I LOVE words. And so, jw, I did HALF of mental health day. I'd have to *be* MENTAL to eat walnuts :)

I was a little under the weather in the morning, so I listened to advice from walruskkkch, Burt, Bob in Feenicks, CrabbyOldBat and tinman: I kicked back and basked in your love. :)

It helped. :)

I was uplifted by the song from rodney dill (which really hit the spot...)

and cheered by the one from Les (which was fun, because it's the same Happy Birthday song I sing with the kids I teach in church!)

I had a very important meeting in the afternoon. One that I have been stressed about for months. Thanks to Iowa Jim, I NUKED THE MOON!! Truly, I don't know how it could have gone better. :D

Shockingly, there were no cookies. But James, c64wood, Burt, Dohtimes, Nucking Futs, walruskkkch, and FredKey, I will definitely make up for that today. :)

tinman suggested Harvey make them.

I heartily agree. :D

And just for HokieGomer and CCO, I'll make brownies and snow cream to go with them. (When Mother Nature sends us snow. But I'm in no hurry :) )

Then, since Da**Cat wants to keep me healthy, I'll eat a tuna fish sandwich. :P I *did* do my Zumba. I'm not a complete slug :)

And my talented friend 4of7 offered to draw me a beautiful snowflake. A girl couldn't possibly feel more spoiled and happy.

Finally, Bob B said I could do whatever I want!!

So I grabbed some of my favorite people and we saw Big Hero 6.
It was endearing and fun and nerdy and made me laugh out loud.

It was an absolutely wonderful birthday.

Thanks to you.

Cookies to My Sweet IMAO Guys!

Since you were all so wonderful to me yesterday, I decided to grant Jimmy's request and post a picture of myself:

Nuke the Punchline - Ernestine. Hillary. What Difference Does it Make?

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

The IRS Said It Plans to “Improve Customer Service” This Coming Tax Season by…

Hiring Ernestine.

Nuke the Punchline - I Wish He'd Get On With 3

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

A Former Obama Speech Writer Just Wrote…

Nuke the Punchline - JFK Wants to Change His Vote

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

What Do You Have to Do to Get on President Obama’s “Enemies List”?

Nuke the Punchline - Sweet Sweet Silence

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

The Most Awkward Moment During the Election Night Television Coverage…

The WSJ says it was Brokaw's Phone Going Off On Air. Huh.

Nuke the Punchline - It's Smartcare!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a fun new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

What’s the Best Tagline for an Anti-Obamacare TV Ad?

Nuke the Punchline - Gimme Gimme Gimme

*The title is the Democrat's new Halloween chant. It replaces "Trick-or-Treat".

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a fun new straight line for Halloween. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

Nancy Pelosi Said People Should Vote Democrat Next Week Because…

"I'll Get You, My Pretty!"
[What she said to ME]

Nuke the Punchline - We've Got it Under Control

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

A New Government Study Shows That the Only Way to Kill Ebola…

(Source)

Nuke the Punchline - It Means No Harm

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

President Obama Issued a New Ebola Protocol…

Nuke the Punchline - Swank Supremacy

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…

Source

Nuke the Punchline - 600 Death Penalties

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, and it's straight line number 600! You should go leave your best punchline and congratulate Harvey for an amazing *600* fun lines. Go ahead and make his day! :)

600 Cookies to Harvey!

My favorites from the last one are :

Instead of an Appearance by Obama, What Would Most Democrats Prefer at Their Campaign Rallies?