A Pulp Fiction Valentines Day!!

Wow, it's been a while since I've written anything here, but it is Valentines Day, and as in recent years past, I have made Valentines for all of you!

Two years ago was Silence of the Lambs, and last year was The Princess Bride. This year, I'm going down to the darkest depths of the well and pulling out Pulp Fiction.

I go believe I've hewn to our PG-13 standard, and I hope you enjoy them!

And Awaaaay We GO!

It's Over CNN. We Have the High Ground

CIA Is Coming To Town

Self-Oppressed Cesspools of the World Mourn

Giving

A Tale of Two Trains

Contract

Ducks on the Ground

Einstein Knows MAGA 2

Einstein Knows MAGA

This image was created using a never before seen photo of Einstein, submitted to us by a Trump supporter. The photo was taken by his grandmother.

Trump Calls Mark Cuban Dopey and Says He'll Invite Gennifer Flowers to Debate

Gennifer Flowers accepts.

We the Deplorables

The Deplorables

H/T to Peteboggs for the general concept.

Je Suis Deplorables

Les Deplorables

I should have had Les do this, but he's a busy guy, so here's my attempt at making a graphic in response to Hillary's "basket of deplorables" comment.

Fear Itself

Every Obama Speech Ever

Settled Law

I wrote this up a while back, but never ended up posting it. But it still seems timely today, so I figured what the heck.

Amusingly, it was written when the Obamacare exchanges were just opening for "business," and failing horribly at every aspect of what they were intended to do. Today, the story isn't much different: Obamacare is still slowly crashing. It's like watching a blimp crash: "Oh no! We're going down!............We're still going down!........ We're STILL going down!!!!......Would anyone like a cup of tea?........WE'RE STILL STILL GOING DOWN!!!!!!

Anyway, that said, here's the original post:

I thought that with the Obamacare meltdown in full swing, and Queen Nancy and others out there still letting us know that It's. The. Law. and that it's "Settled Law," that I might take a look at other laws that were "Settled Law," at least until they weren't.

Remember, it's only "Settled Law" when the "Progressives"  and democRats like it, otherwise, it's only a suggestion.

So, bearing this in mind, here are some "Settled Laws" throughout history. (Warning: One pretty gruesome image after the jump (or maybe two))

Great Tunes:What Makes You Beautiful -One Direction

Okay, so not really a great tune, but a tune nonetheless. Obviously this one isn't in my permanent playlist (or any of my playlists, for that matter), but I heard the song for the first time from someone who didn't realize it described them perfectly, and I realized that with a few warps and twists, it could describe Hillary! perfectly. So, though it calls to mind people and events best forgotten, I decided to take one for the team and claw the lyrics into something more amusing, for your edification and enjoyment.

What Makes You Horrible

You're a drunken wreck,
Corrupt as heck.
You're churning guts when you 're talkin' your dreck.
When you screw up
You cover up
You think the gender you are is enough.

If Obama were Honest...

...his announcement of the Iran nuclear deal would have gone something like this: