Sunday, July 15, 2012

Tactical Nuke: Sunday, July 15, 2012

So, I took my wife out to dinner Friday night, as we like to have a little date night once a week (in other words, running away from the kids once a week), and while we were both fastidiously attending to our steaks, she mentioned possibly going out to shop for guns after dinner.

I have an awesome wife.

Joe Lieberman is such a dino.

Or iino. I am still confused about that guy.

Let me check...yeah Obama is still a stuttering catastrophe of a miserable failure.

Romney, please make that your campaign slogan.

So if I haven't mentioned it lately, you can write stuff for Nuking Politics. Just email your stuff to

I am pretty sure I mentioned that recently though.

Which means I am just being ignored. And when I am being ignored, I get angry. And when I get angry, hippies get punched!

Ok, that is really a lousy way to get my readers to send me stuff, because let's face it, punching hippies is awesome.

I can't remember if I first realized the greatness of punching hippies when I read about it at IMAO, or when I actually punched my first hippie. Either way, it is fun.

Just make sure to clean your fist after punching a hippie. They do not bathe.

And they are equipped with bongos try to de-bongo them prior to punching them, or they may instinctively try to block your punch with the bongo. And bongo punching isn't near as much fun.

Hippie-punching is now a three part move:

1. Make a fist.

2. Swing fist down towards bongo, to knock it out of their hands.

3. Swing fist up to punch hippie in the face.

That is all there is to it.


  1. Man Mountain MolehillJuly 16, 2012 at 10:11 PM

    You don't even have to punch a hippie, just tell it to get a haircut and watch it burst into tears. Fun for the whole family.

    1. Calling a hippie "it" just made me laugh.