Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
During the debate, off-camera you could hear...
#5 bunkerhillbilly: ...Hillary failing to suppress a shrill, derisive peal of laughter.
#4 g: ...the teleprompter screaming impotently as it struggled against its restraints.
#3 D***Cat: ...Joe Biden saying “Whoa, brutal! I’m glad I don’t have to do one of these things!”
#2 Bad Science: ...Obama’s Presidency collapsing into the singularity of fail. Obama even did a double take when that happened.
And the best punchline goes to hadsil:
During the debate, off-camera you could feel a great disturbance in the Media, as if millions of Liberals
suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear
something wonderful has happened.
(edited to for continuity)
Congratulations hadsil!
Now here's a line for you guys to wrestle with:
According to team Obama, he lost the debate because...
...every time Obama spoke, Romney just stared at him, creeping him out.
ReplyDelete...choooooooooooommmmmmm
ReplyDelete......when he looked at Romney all he could see was Ronald Reagan saying,
ReplyDelete"Well Helen, there you go again."
he was distracted running the rest of the universe
ReplyDeleteRomney is a big meanie. Wah!
ReplyDelete... the moderator didn't ask Romney about the 47%, Obama is black, and Romney became uber reasonable and only offered vague hope and change without enough details.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of anything funnier than team Obama's actual excuses.
...Romney cheated when he splashed on some eau de collie instead of after shave.
ReplyDeleteDebates are racist.
ReplyDeleteit wasn't in arabic.
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