Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Me ka Aloha Pumehana From Obama

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama sent a post card from Hawaii that said...

#5 Matt Musson: ...I have decided that coconuts actually are migratory.

#4 Bob in Feenicks: ...Having a great time, wait 'til you see the bill.

#3 CTCompromise: ...”Dear Joe, 8 Islands=only 1 state ..WHO KNEW !!??”

#2 Rodney Dill: may be too late to donate to my reelection campaign, but you still have time to contribute to my deification process.

And the best punchline goes to Apostic:

Obama sent a post card from Hawaii that said: “Scenery is beautiful. Wish you were unarmed.”

Congratulations Apostic.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CTCompromise

There are no leftists at the North Pole because Mom & Dad's igloos don't have basements for them to live in.

Congratulations CTC.


Now here's a line for you guys to try out:

Joe Biden's favorite thing he got for Christmas this year...


  1. ... is a fancy new genuine Gallop-n-Go brand Stick Horse to replace the one he wore out riding around the White House during his first term. Yee-haw!

  2. An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot (exceeding high capacity magazine laws) Range Model Air Rifle!

    1. My wife got me a Red Ryder one year for our anniversary. One of my favorite gifts ever. No compass in the stock or that thing that tells time, but still a beauty of a BB gun.

      Along with a sharpened katana, it comprises the whole of my home defense...since I am too cheap to buy an actual modern weapon. Besides, a crazy guy in his pajamas running at you with a sword will give any burglar pause.

      I hope...

  3. A promise that he'd appear on the cover of the next print issue of Newsweek.

  4. iPod filled with Obama's speeches. -From the Queen of England.

  5. ...a cork for his fork.

    (Uncle Joe always reminded me of Ruprecht in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

  6. His memoirs... in the form of one Bazooka Joe comic strip.