Thursday, January 10, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: SecDef Pick

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama will pick his next Defense Secretary based on...

#5 Ian: ...their top “Space Invaders” score.

#4 D***Cat: ...who Valerie Jerrett tells him to pick.

#3 FormerHostage: ...nothing that could be described as common sense.

#2 blarg: ...40% evening wear, 40% swimsuit, 20% talent.

And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:

President Obama will pick his next Defense Secretary based on Biden’s demand that we start using adults in our ground forces and just get rid of the infantry all together.

Congratulations Dohtimes!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Dohtimes:

President Obama is planning to use his powers of the Executive Order to not count vacation days and golf outings as being in office so he can run for a third term.

Congrats on the twofer Dohtimes!

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Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:

Bill Clinton won "Father of the Year" for...

11 comments:

  1. as long as they could keep his latest encounter covered up.

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  2. ...the same reason Chihuahuas get named "Rambo".

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  3. ...quantity not quality.

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  4. the same reason Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize

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  5. ...not doing any 'fathering,' but more importantly, not screwing up noticably while not doing it.

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  6. a consolation prize for staying married to Hillary.

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  7. Fathering a child, for one. And then, after that, ALSO allowing the child to be BORN.

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  8. Fathering a child, for one. And then, after that, ALSO allowing the child to be BORN.

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    1. It was actually the combination of the two that really set him apart.

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    2. Hey, liberals probably get credit if they let one twin live.

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  9. ...because nowadays a year is about the only thing he wants to father.

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