Friday, April 12, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Budget like a Skunk with Diaper Rash

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

President Obama's New Budget...

#5 jw (and various others. This was a popular response :) :

#4 Jimmy: ...required borrowing money just to print it.

#3 D***cat: ...has been sequestered.

#2 blarg: ...was presented to which an astute Congressman replied, "you keep using that word..."Budget"...I do not think it means what you think it means"

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Oppo:

President Obama's New black and white and red all over.

Congratulations Oppo!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from : Harvey.

Since he heard the IRS can read people's email, Joe Biden...asked them to read his. To him. Since he has trouble with big words, like "From" and "To".

Congratulations Harvey!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Since Chris Matthews compared her to Eisenhower, Hillary...


  1. ...shaved her head and demanded to have her portrait put on the dollar coin.

  2. ...still can't explain having to overcome such fiercely defended beaches when all she wants is a bit of sun and bikini time.

  3. ...mentioned how Ike would talk about the Normandy and the Battle of the Bulge, asking what did it matter.

  4. Purchased the Industrial Military Complex using her totally legitimate real estate profits because, what difference does it make.

  5. ...compared Biden to another Dwight: Schrute.