Sunday, April 7, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: A Dog in Every Pot

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Upon hearing that poverty in the US was at a 50-year high, Obama...

#5 Apostic: ...sliced his shot and ended the hole one over par.

#4 c64wood: ...checked that off his list.

#3 Genghis Kehn: ...ate a dog.

#2 blarg: ...preemptively attacked North Korea in what the military named Operation: SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

And my favorite line goes to Rodney Dill:

Upon hearing that pverty in the US was at a 50-year high, Obama went to his choom room to work on his 50-year high. 

Congratulations Rodney.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:  

In a surprise move, Al Gore has come out in favor of...the fossil fuels industry after receiving a generous check from a mysterious benefactor name "Al J. Zeera".

Congratulations Harvey.


Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:

The White House is banning the term "Tax Day", and instead...


  1. calling it "Happy Fun Share Your Money with the Government Day"

  2. ...will refer to them by their standard names, Monday, Tuesday, etc

  3. instituting...The Harlem Shakedown dance.

  4. ...and instead calling it, Freedom from the Burden of Economic Security Day.

  5. ...insisted it be called "investment planetary rotation increment".

  6. ...third trimester earnings abortion rights day.