Thursday, July 25, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Repellent Reality

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Obama Plans to Have Hollywood Celebrities Promote Obamacare by…

#5 walruskkkch...telling them to keep up the good work, we’re all counting on you.

#4 currently: Having them stare with their bug eyes, stretched faces and fat lips into the camera and say….
“Free Plastic Surgery!”

#3 Bob in Feenicks…doing a reboot of House where Dr. House is a happier person because he is working under Obamacare.

#2 Apostic:…making the big budget movie version of The Life of Julia. (oh, the pain, the pain…)

And my favorite straight line of the day was from FormerHostage

Obama Plans to Have Hollywood Celebrities Promote Obamacare by... creating reality shows:
* Extreme Medical Exchange
* Death Panel Island
* So You Think You Can Keep Your Coverage
* America’s Got Insurance

[I think that's two wins in a row!! :)  Wow! ]

Kiss up cookies to Dohtimes!

Obama Plans to Have Hollywood Celebrities Promote Obamacare by...will have a contrite looking Alec Baldwin and Amanda Bynes telling us that they would be likable and lovable little fuzzballs if we all had Obamacare. Well not them of course. It’s us screwed-up butt-heads that make them what they are and we have to get Obamacare or Alec’s daughter is gonna catch he** for it and Amanda might start acting crazy who are you looking at you want a piece of me I’ll rip your head off and burn your driveway down you %*&%#@%&*(‘s arrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Ummmm… so get you some Obamacare and does anybody have a cookie? I’d like a cookie now and can’t we all get along? [those two could really use cookies. Too bad they don't deserve them. Maybe Dohtimes will have pity and share... :P ]

Raspberry Almond Tarts to FormerHostage
and Dohtimes!


Nobody has an awesome bacon cookie recipe to share? C'mon guys. Don't hold out on me... :D

Keln the Great on My Throne

(He hasn't told me to take this picture off yet, so I guess I'll post it again...hee makes me smile and I like smiling :)

Yesterday, Springeraz wrote a bit about the work conditions around sister...and Benghazi. It's awesome. Check it out here :)


My favorite NP punchlines:

Learning that boys raised with sisters are more likely to vote GOP, President Obama...

#3 Bob in Feenicks: himself a vasectomy.

#2  Harvey: ...earmarked $500 billion for development of a condom that only blocks X chromosome sperm.

My favorite line was from Oppo:

Learning that boys raised with sisters are more likely to vote GOP, President Obama...... declared a war on w . .. wait a minute.

Toffee Trifle to Oppo!


Here's a new line for you to try:

Holder is requiring Texas to get "preapproval" to change its voting process. Also requiring preapproval...


  1. ... attempting to vote Republican. Anywhere.

  2. ... any actions to be taken in self-defense.

  3. ...asking a government employee headed south across the border "where you goin' with those guns, boy?"

  4. about that bacon cookie recipe you wanted, here's a PB&B

    and it's gluten and dairy free

    1. It keeps saying "page not found" when I go to that link, cookie :)

    2. oops

      sorry about that. this one should work

    3. Thanks peanut. I can't wait to try it :)

      Zumba first. :D

  5. ...visiting a "birthing clinic" without the guidance of a "choice" advocate who will help you decide what's really best for you and any nonviable tissue masses destroying your health.

    ...obeying the law, unless you are Non-RINO Republicans on the right side of an issue, white civilians or in the military. On second thought you now have to be preapproved to breathe, breed or bleed, the rest will take care of itself.

  6. ... Johnny Depp's movie headgear. From now on.

    ... are credit cards. With the sole exception of the twelve hundred banks that seem to have your mailing address.

  7. ...joining any organization with "TEA Party" or "Patriot" in its name.