Friday, August 9, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - His Next Trick is Dethpicable!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

A Magician Escaped from a Locked Casket While Skydiving. For His Next Trick…


#5 Isaac:  . . He’ll win the Straight Line of the Day Contest without even competing.

#4 rodney dill: .…he will demonstrate how easy it is to end up in a casket using only Obamacare.

#3 Zaklog the Great: ..he’ll escape attention from the IRS while criticizing Obama.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: …jump the sharknado.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch:

A Magician Escaped from a Locked Casket While Skydiving. For His Next Trick… [watch the clip ☺]



Kiss up cookies to walruskkch!

A Magician Escaped from a Locked Casket While Skydiving. For His Next Trick…he’ll produce a treat. COOKIES!




Double Cookies 
to walruskkkch!

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What's in a name? Sketchy has written a BRILLIANT post about names...wow! Go read The Magazine Formerly Known as Slate. All of Les's muses were working overtime today. It's awesome.

Cookies to Les!

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My favorite NP punchlines:



Twice as many Democrats as Republicans think the "American Dream" is dead because...

#3 Bob B:...they all voted for Hope and Change, and all they got is this lousy free Obamaphone.

#2 Bob in Feenicks:...despite claiming that it's not dead yet, it's not fooling anybody, it will be stone dead in a moment.

My favorite line was from jw:

Twice as many Democrats as Republicans think the "American Dream" is dead because...twice as many dead democrats vote.


Toffee Trifle to jw!

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Here's a new line for you to try:



Disenchanted with Obama, Matt Damon said, "[The President] broke up with me". Next to break up...

7 comments:

  1. A-Rod and any semblance of character or integrity:

    http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/05/us/alex-rodriguez-future

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  2. ...Alec Baldwin with himself.

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  3. ...Joe Biden and sanity...Wait, what?...Never mind, that's old news.

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  4. next to break up...

    ...that old gang of mine

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  5. ...Chris Matthews and his tingly leg.

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  6. ...Matt Damon and his boyfriend, who still remains a loyal Obama devotee.

    ...Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez, after successful lip removal surgery and a court order keeping him at least 1,000 feet away at all times.

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