Nuke the Punchline - It's All Good Fun Until Somebody Loses an EYYYYEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

(Title a quote from which MOVIE??? Cookies are at stake!)
Here are the winners of the straight line from last Tuesday:

On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…

#5 Mrs. Campbell:...If you are done slashing, it’s time to burn.

#4 rodney dill: …complete dissolution of the government is now called for.

#3 Dohtimes: …cut off their oxygen supply until the budget is balanced. Then let them buy back their breaths with actual cuts.

#2 walruskkkch :....the “How greedy are you?” game. For every percentage cut from the budget, Nancy gets the same percentage raise in salary. For every percentage over the previous budget, Nancy gets a similar percentage cut in pay. Shall we play?

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Bob B:

On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…is to confiscate all sharp objects, just to make sure. 

 Cookies to 
Bob B!

and today's best kisser upper was walruskkkch:

On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…

walruskkkch: ...Feed the Walrus his cookies. Not as a solution to budget cuts, just to make world more perfect.

Kiss up cookies to 
 walruskkkch!