Thursday, September 5, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - There Once Was A Chip...

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

IBM Is Developing a Computer Chip That Mimics the Human Brain. Potential Uses Include...


#5 Wyrmlaf: ...modeling a computer after brain of the “Smartest Woman in the World”, Hillary Clinton. But all it would do is respond to any query with “I don’t remember” and “What does it matter now?”

#4 Dohtimes: …finding a cure for computer chips thinking they have a clue and developing a chip to give therapy to depressed computer chips.

#3 FormerHostage: …providing one to each Obama supporter…kinda like a service animal.

#2 Bob in Feenicks:…processors that can analyze liberal logic without blowing up. -But they run the risk of ending up on welfare.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Burt and Oppo:

IBM Is Developing a Computer Chip That Mimics the Human Brain. Potential Uses Include...Handling the truly important tasks like composing limericks:

     There once was a man named Chip
     Who was suddenly smart as a whip.
     When his implant invites
     Him to take terabytes
     His motherboard says “Don’t double-dip.”

Cooperation Cookies 
to Burt and Oppo!

and lots of kiss up cookies today.

IBM Is Developing a Computer Chip That Mimics the Human Brain. Potential Uses Include...

can of spam: … ovens that can tell exactly when the cookies are done baking and need to be removed.    (I want one!)

walruskkkch: ... jonesin’ for cookies.

Kiss up cookies to 
can of spam and walruskkkch!
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Have you submitted a title for Bored Fusion 13: Super Sticks ? Go submit your cleverest ideas...



Have you seen the Three Amigos? Go read about our President at His Own Personal El Guapo. :) Cookies to springeraz!
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My favorite NP punchlines:


Jack Nicholson has retired from acting because "His memory isn't what it used to be". Also not what it used to be...

#3 Dohtimes : ...the economy, now called the little shop of horrors.

#2 Bob B. : ...apparently, the red line.

My favorite line was from Oppo:

Jack Nicholson has retired from acting because "His memory isn't what it used to be". Also not what it used to be...The truth. Before Jack and Barack, we could handle it.

Toffee Trifle to Oppo!
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Here's a new line for you to try:



Though he touts veganism as good for "your own well-being" and "your country", Bill Clinton is only pretending to be a vegan. Also pretending...

8 comments:

  1. ...Tony Williams of the Platters.

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  2. is Obama suddenly acting like a normal American in believing that blowing up bad people is the Middle East is a good idea.

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  3. he doesn't dig chicks who eat meat.

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    1. His history would really, really say otherwise.

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  4. ... that his marriage to Hillary is anything other than a sham.

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  5. is Biden...at everything.

    is Nancy Pelosi that she hasn't aged a day since 1938.

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  6. ...are the murderous thugs in Syria who claim to be part of al qaeda, and you heard that straight from The Horses mouth.

    ...not to be an eggplant, is Hillary Clinton.

    ...to be a Los Angeles Laker, all the Kobe beef cows in Japan.

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  7. ...Janet Napolitano as a female.

    ...Michael T. Weiss.

    ...Chrissie Hynde.

    ...Dave Grohl.

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