I'm a little late to the draw here (better delayed than premature, or so I've been told), but today is National Convenience Store Day.
If you head on down to any 7/11, you can get a free small Slurpee.
And if I lived in the Greater New York are, I would head on down to Michael Bloomberg's place and drink it right on his front lawn. And leave the cup there. I might even spring for a Big Gulp as well, just to show him who's boss.
And if I could find a 7/11 (There aren't many in my neck of the woods), I would (not being in the Greater New York area (is there a LESSER New York area?)) Priority Mail my empties to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue c/o/ Michelle Obama.
If you're bored and have nothing better to do, why not stick it to the nanny staters in a small but conveniently amusing way?
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