Nuke the Punchline: Obama Had the Biggest Achievement of His Presidency

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama had the biggest achievement of his presidency...

#5 AlexC: ...created a new number: debtillion. It’s an imaginary number, like i, it’s the amount of money “the rich” (hiss) can pay to eliminate the budget deficit.

#4 Alucard: ...and thanked the highways.

#3 Son of Bob: ...without any help, he was able to successfully navigate through a door and properly identify a window.

#2 FormerHostage: ...potty trained both Bo and Joe.

And the best punchline goes to Iowa Jim:

Obama had the biggest achievement of his presidency. He borrowed one of Biden’s jigsaw puzzles. The box said “4 to 6 years”, but Obama did it in only two hours!

Congratulations Iowa Jim!

Now here's one for you guys to try out:

Why does Biden keep losing his wallet?