Monday, July 2, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Proposes New Legislation

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama just proposed a new piece of legislation...

#5 fedup: … releasing Justice Roberts’ mother from GITMO

#4 t-dog: ...making the Constitution the Unconstitution

#3 John: ...declaring Kenya the 58th state of the union.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: …mandating that people let him be clear so he doesn’t have to constantly ask permission.

And the best punchline goes to Went West:

 Senate: “Now that’s a really silly piece of legislation you’ve got there, Mr President”.
Obama: “Yes, but I think that with your help I could make it even more silly.”

Congratulations Went West!

Now here's one for you guys to play with:

What will Obama mandate next?


  1. Choom gangs at all high schools.

  2. a bumbling side kick to make your speeches seem that much more exciting

  3. the next mandate will be that taxes not be taxes, unless they are convenient for the purpose of taxing.

  4. from this point on, all mandates will be man-dates, for the purpose of beer summits.

  5. An Obama monument in every neighborhood park

  6. All iPods to be preloaded with undeletable speeches from teh one.

  7. War is Peace.
    Freedom is slavery.
    Ignorance is strength.