Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama's Redecorating the White House

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama's redecorating the White House...

#5 hadsil: ...He’s bringing back the bust of Churchill. Ward Churchill, that is.

#4 FormerHostage: ...he believes its time it evolved from stately to FAAAAAAABULOUS!

#3 Manolo: ...He’s hoping historians will remember him for his great taste in drapery instead of his presidential competency.

#2 Andrew Felsher: ...but is ignoring the advice of those “strict constructionists” who bitterly cling to load-bearing walls.

And the best punchline goes to Yosoff:

Obama's redecorating the White House. They’re turning the Lincoln bedroom into a ‘SpongeBob’ themed playroom for Biden.

Congratulations Yosoff!




Now here's a line for you guys to play with:


Obama has invited a special guest for dinner...

7 comments:

  1. ...ordered a big steak and a few martinis, and as soon as his guest arrived, ran out and stuck him with the bill.

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  2. let me try this again:

    ...but Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declined, claiming that Obama is a "bit too anti-American" for his taste.

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  3. ...his name is Bruce, and after dinner they are going to have a "serious talk" with Michelle.

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  4. ... but PETA found out just in time.

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  5. Too easy:

    Lassie

    Benji

    Boomer

    Rin Tin Tin

    Scooby Doo

    Astro

    Spuds McKensie

    Nancy Pelosi

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  6. I bow to Andrew's brilliant allegory like a Marxist bows to a Saudi king.

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  7. LOL...

    See Spot!


    See Spot run like a mo' fo'.......

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