Saturday, July 7, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Under Obama Gas is so Expensive

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Under Obama, gas has gotten SO expensive... 

#5 plentyobailouts: …thieves have been reduced to stealing Priuses!

#4 Hunter: …that the Presidential motorcade’s movements can be tracked by its impact on the national debt.
#3 The Gentleman Punk: … that bitter clingers can no longer afford to burn him in effigy.

#2 FormerHostage: …that street corner beggars are holding signs that read “Will work for regular unleaded.”

And the best punchline goes to Napoleon's Windmill:

Under Obama, gas has gotten so expensive…OnStar disables your starter if your Equifax score is under 670.

Congratulations Napoleon's Windmill!

Here's one for you guys to try out:

Name one thing that will be in Obama's Presidential Library...


  1. Bowing Obama mannequin that apologizes for the USA. Please insert $3 to view.

  2. The library's reading room will feature the Constitution. Of course, by "reading room," I mean the restroom.

    1. And by "Constitution," I mean... oh, forget it.

  3. Shelf after shelf of his "autobiographies". He just loves reading about himself, and he never knows what is on the next page.


  4. golf club, menu from a taco bell, and a vacation map of martha's vineyard with of course, the golf courses on it.

  5. All of his accomplishments engraved on the head of a pin!

  6. The complete 723 volume text of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, and the mouldering skeleton of Nancy Pelosi.

  7. A welcoming doormat, featuring a facsimile of the Constitution.

  8. The industrial manure spreader he used during his never-ending campaign.