Monday, August 13, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Michelle Obama's White House Garden

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Have you heard about Michelle Obama's White House garden...

#5 Bob in Feenicks: reminds her of her forest home growing up on Kashyyyk.

#4 Iowa Jim: ...She’s been fertilizing it with the words from Obama’s speeches, and the yields are amazing.

#3 FormerHostage: ...Stephanie Cutter’s been in it planting false stories.

#2 Manolo: ...She wanted the Presidential Secret Service detail to weed it, but they’re no longer allowed to use hoes.
And the best punchline goes to hwuu:

Have you heard about Michelle Obama's White House garden? It is growing so well that fat children can barely find the trail of breadcrumbs leading up to the gingerbread house.

Congratulations hwuu!

Now here's a line for you guys to dig in to:

Joe Biden is teaching...


  1. William Archibald Spooner how gaffes are REALLY done.

  2. Because he can't do.

  3. how to ride bicycles.

  4. ... a comedy workshop; he thinks he's receiving an award and he's giving an acceptance speech.

  5. counting from one to one.

  6. everyone what happens when you plagiarize work in college.

  7. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 15, 2012 at 2:33 PM

    a class on how to remove both feet from your mouth while your head is simultaneously lodged firmly up your butt.