Friday, August 10, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama's Decided to Replace Joe Biden

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama's decided to replace Joe Biden as VP...

#5 Bob in Feenicks: ...with an inanimate carbon rod.

#4 hadsil: ...four years ago during the last election but only now has his Council met for a second time to finalize the decision.

#3 rodney dill: ...cause he thinks a good Veep is just a Fluke.

#2 blarg: ...with a tiny clone of himself – he shall call him Mini-Me.

And the best punchline goes to FormerHostage:

Obama's decided to replace Joe Biden as VP, but couldn’t because of the American’s with Disabilites Act.

Congratulations FormerHostage!

Now here's a line for you guys to fool around with:

Janet Napolitano just declared...


  1. Marcia Law - It's a special kind of martial law where if you don't do what the government says, you get hit in the nose with a football.

    1. Been there, done that. 53 years ago my football team was leading by 2 points with seconds to go. I lined up at middle-linebacker. They hiked the ball. I ran in with my hands high and nobody touched me. Bam, right in the kisser, under the bar. I wanted to celebrate but but it hurt like hell.

  2. Harvey, that's beautiful! Oh, and, stop spying on my childhood!

  3. Amnesty for- oh never mind, it's too long a list...

  4. that all Jedipublicans are now enemies of the People's Republic of America and scheduled for execution.

    Red Dawn remake as the best movie of the year, except for the ending.

  5. That no matter how many wardrobe malfunctions Keln has when she sees him at the health club, she just isn't all that interested.

  6. ...her eligibility for next year's NFL draft.

    ...everybody address her by her new official title: Lord High Executioner.