Monday, October 22, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Losing a Demographic

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Polls show Obama losing another demographic...

#5 Iowa Jim: ...Americans with three-digit IQs

#4 Mrs. C.: ...Likely voters.

#3 FormerHostage: ...the Senate.

#2 CTCompromise: ...dead Jewish people in Florida, because of the “snub” to Netenyahu .( Fortunately, he is still very strong with dead people in Chicago).

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

Polls show Obama losing another demographic...women in binders.

Congratulations blarg!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Mrs. Campbell:

To prepare for the final debate on foreign policy, Obama plans to be in a foreign country instead of at the debate.

Congratulations, Mrs. Campbell!


Now here's a line for you guys to debate:

To hone his foreign policy skills, Obama...


  1. ...went to and looked up "apologize".

  2. read neville chamberlain's biography.

  3. . . . ate a British Bulldog, a Chinese Shar Pei, and a German Shepherd.

  4. ...will be meeting with his foreign contributors to apologize.

  5. endorsements from Putin, Chavez, and Castro.... and Honey Boo Boo

  6. Did not rest until he was 3 under on 18 holes of around the world putt putt.

  7. ... asked for a binder of foreigners.

  8. eavesdropped on his daughters' geography class.