Monday, November 26, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: FOX Goes to Pot

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

FOX is developing a comedy about marijuana legalization. It will be called...

#5 Genghis Khen: ...Different Tokes.

#4 Iowa Jim: ...A*S*H.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...That 60′s Show.

#2 CTCompromise: ...The Bong Show.

And the best punchline(s) goes to Manolo:

 FOX is developing a comedy about marijuana legalization. It will be called "The Big Bong Theory”, “How I Met Your Dealer”, or “Two and a Half Baggies”.

Congratulations, Manolo!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks

For Black Friday, Obama signed a proclamation declaring the day to be now known as 'African-American Friday'.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Rahm Emmanuel said that everyone should do things the "Chicago Way"...


  1. Actually, I have no idea what that means...but if it involves Richard Gere I'm all for it.

  2. Let me check my list...

    It's 106 miles to Chicago, I've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and I'm wearing sunglasses...

    Ok, I can do this.

  3. ... and then was informed that "Chicago Way" is racist code.

  4. (It surprised me not at all that I got absolutely smoked on the Fox Goes to Pot straight line. CTComprise, Feenicks and especially Manolo's punchlines were mind blowing)

  5. "...all your dead relatives vote democrat, and if you don't vote democrat, some of your living relatives soon will...CAPICE?"

  6. The two most important political offices after Mayor... Community Organizer and Dog Catcher.

  7. I don't really care about Richard Gere... but if you're talkin' hotdogs for the Chicago Way... I'm in...

  8. What's Chicago Way?
    A lot less with Michelle's butt in D.C.

  9. Old Style.... and by Old Style, I mean the beer.

  10. ...and head up nort for da weekend.

  11. (From the Cheesehead dictionary)
    The Chicago Way: The Bears still suck.

  12. Bears, Cubs, Pizza, hot dogs and the mafia... And also this really large shiny Bean shaped thing. And WIND. And a river dyed bright green. Oh, and did I mention Richard Gere? What's not to like?

  13. The dead are more likely to vote Democratic after the zombies have eaten their brains.

    1. I'm just curious. Are there two Rodney Dills? One with caps and one without?...I'm guessing at least one of them has spent some time in Wisconsin. Comments are sounding a bit familiar....