Monday, November 19, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Old Pelosi Leader

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi...


#5 Tony T.: ...immediately raised the drawbridge to her Ziggurat and ordered her champion Gilgamesh to slay the blasphemer!

#4 4of7: ...farted dust.

#3 CTCompromise: ...smote the ground the interviewer was standing on, got on her broomstick and flew away, surrounded by her flying monkey faced liberals.

#2 Dohtimes: ...said “Too old? Technically no, but if required to still be alive we may have a problem”.

And the best punchline goes to Crabby Old Bat:

Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi said, “Could you repeat the question? My ears are still ringing from the Big Bang.

Congratulations Crabby Old Bat!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:

Now that Hostess has been defeated, Michelle will lose 1 dress size and 2 butt sizes.

Congratulations Rodney!

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Now here's a line for you guys to snack on:

Joe Biden has a plan to get Israel to...

11 comments:

  1. give him a new "undisclosed location"... wait til he finds out it's in the Gaza Strip.

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  2. To celebrate Christmas with Hormel Spam.

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  3. ...share their bagels with the Palestinians. -Get them to stop putting lox on them.

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  4. ...confess to sinking the Titanic.

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  5. ...save energy. -Ban menorahs.

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  6. ... be more festive at the holidays: sparklers in the Menorah instead of candles!

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  7. ... be more festive at the holidays: sparklers in the Menorah instead of candles!

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  8. to relocate the holy land to Texas and start voting democratic.

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  9. to buy Hostess and come out with a line of kosher creme filled Matzoh's

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  10. ...solicit more rocket attacks and start referring to itself as the Holey Land.

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  11. build a starship and colonize the universes

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