Thursday, November 29, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Rolling Electric

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

GM's rolling out a new electric car...

#5 SOYLENT GREEN: ...called the El Fuego, it has a copper frame–that way even the flames are green.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...In honor of Mr. President, GM announces the new DOLT.

#3 tomg51: ...when they could have had a V8.

#2 Marc: ...It is made of material that, when it bursts into flames, only gives off half of the green house gas of a Chevy Volt.

And the best punchline goes to hwy93:

GM's rolling out a new electric car which employs Dyson Ball technology to allow it to suck more than the Volt. 

Congratulations hwy93!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks

The Curiosity rover on Mars found something...Michelle's Bird of Prey.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

Joe Biden played a small part in an upcoming movie...


  1. He plays Eye-Gore in the new Young AlFrankenstein movie.

  2. ... playing Riff-Raff in the Baracky Horror Picture Show.

  3. In Toy Story 4, he'll be a bobblehead in the background.

  4. Dumber and Dumbest - playing both roles

  5. in red dawn, he finally realizes...

  6. ...Innocence of Muslims II, due to be released just before Biden leaves for peace talks with the Taliban.

    ...Star Wars Episode VII, he plays Jo-Jo Binks, Jar-Jar's retarded grandson.

  7. ...he plays one of he three wise dingleberries in Red Dawn II: Obama Has Risen.