Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Stock Market Obama Plunge

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Huge post-election stock market plunge. Obama...

#5 tanstaafl: ...sells America short.

#4 Apostic: ...can, in this one instance, honestly say his presidency is not all “bull.”

#3 Son of Bob: ...checks another item off his to-do list.

#2 Marc: ...states “I didn’t do that, somebody else made that happen.”

And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:

Huge post-election stock market plunge. Obama told the 99% they need to occupy harder.

Congratulations Bob!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:

The real reason Hilliary is leaving...she saw there was still room under the bus for her.

Congratulations, Rodney!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Eric Holder's next job...





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8 comments:

  1. "K Street whore".

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    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/grayson-calls-lobbyist-k-street-whore.php

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  2. (A lot of good ones, I did like Bob's and Tanstaafl's)

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  3. was the cockteaser at Rooster-rama.

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  4. ...will be "gun procurement czar" for the galindo cartel. once they saw his résumé they had no other choice.

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  5. should be making little rocks out of big rocks; instead, he'll be making little crimes out of big crimes, but only for "his people"

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  6. ...will be to team up with O.J. to find the real killer.

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  7. ...must have a need for someone made of rubber and skilled at stamping.

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