Tuesday, November 6, 2012

October Surprise Election Countdown: 0

For the Election Day Surprise of October Obama gave to me:

Reporters just spoke with Joe Biden as he left the voting booth.  Joe admitted to mistakenly voting for Romney/Ryan because he was confused by the butterfly ballot, but he wasn't worried because Sasha and Maila had filled out all his absentee and early voter ballots for him, and they could be trusted to do it correctly.  He also planned on voting several more times in Districts that used computerized voting machines.  He was pretty sure those ones had been rigged already anyway, so it wouldn't matter if he messed up.

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