Monday, November 5, 2012

October Surprise Election Countdown: 1

For the 14th Surprise of October Obama Gave to Me:

Journalists in Massachesetts have uncovered a story from Obama's past. Once while he was drunk he drove his car off a bridge into a lake. In an act of cowardice, he fled from the submerging vehicle, leaving his date to suffocate slowly in the icy depths. No wait, this won't stop Democrats from voting for him. Forget it.

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