Friday, December 14, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Union Protesters Sympathy

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

To win sympathy for their cause, union protesters in Michigan...

#5 Genghis Khen: ...showed video of their poor scratched, bruised, bloodied fists.

#4 tomg51: ...hired homeless people for 1$/day to hold signs for them.

#3 jw: ...beat up anyone who doesn’t sympathize.

#2 Rodney Dill: ...outsourced their protesting to illegal Mexican immigrants.

And the best punchline comes from Dohtimes:

To win sympathy for their cause, union protesters in Michigan began showing photos of the spouses they would have to spend more time with if they lose their jobs. 

Congratulations Dohtimes!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CarolyntheMommy:

Obama's favorite Christmas song:

I'm dreaming, of a red Christmas
Just like the ones Karl used to know
Where the tree is missin',
yet there's no missin'
The ornament of dear ol' Chairman Mao

Congratulations Carolyn!

(It was tough picking between some of these today)


Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:

Feeling left out, Joe Biden designed his own Vice President Christmas ornament...


  1. ...and Bo is wondering where the heck his favorite squeaky-bone went.

  2. A Twinkie reindeer with Arugula antlers.

  3. ...a chia Joe Biden.

  4. ...but he can't remember where the undisclosed location is where he left it.