Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: White House Website Popups

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House website...

#5 Scott: ...It’s for a credit counselling website…

#4 g: ...Offers for hydroponic gardening equipment and grow lights.

#3 Duke of Earl: ...a time share ad for a $40 million house in Hawaii.

#2 NJ Mike: ...Bill Clinton in a hoodie, asking if he can come over.

And the best punchline goes to D***Cat:

You get the weirdest pop-up when you visit the White House website. The pop-up reads “Please Vote: Should President Obama be free to raise the debt ceiling without Congressional approval?” Below that are two buttons, one labeled “Yes” and the other labeled “I Am A Racist”.

Congratulations to the cat!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

After championing gun control during a football game, Bob Costas championed knife control after watching an O.J. Simpson movie.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here is a line for you guys to play with:

In the spirit of compromise, President Obama just issued a list of spending items he is willing to cut...


  1. grabbing a blank sheet of paper out of the Oval Office printer.

  2. congress, the supreme court, dod, cdc, etc., etc., etc.

  3. ...both Biden's twinkie budget and Barney Frank's twinkie budget. Although they sound similar, they're not the same thing.

  4. ...the money the government spends on the Presdential election process... won't be needed again anyway.

  5. ...any monies for government studies... Obama already knows what's right for the people.

  6. ...there was only one item: Any money that might be spent arguing about how to cut spending or not raise taxes.