Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
When Obama goes skeet shooting...
#5 Son of Bob: ...has now replaced the old saying “When pigs fly.”
#4 D***Cat: ...the clay pidgeons are collected and reused.
#3 Manse: he keeps missing because he doesn’t know how to lead.
#2 CTCompromise: ...each clay pigeon is wrapped in the Constitution, to make them easier for him to aim at.
And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:
When Obama goes skeet shooting he goes to the situation room and watches SEAL Team 6 take out the skeet from there.
Congratulations Rodney!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:
Obama's next interview will be with...a board, a cloth, and a bucket of water, if there's any justice in the world.
Congratulations Harvey!
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Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:
To fix the immigration problem, Joe Biden...
... will put piles of birdseed on the border with signs that say "free birdseed", and then suspend anvils over the piles.
ReplyDeleteAs far as he knows, it worked great on that one show he watched for 30 seconds before he got distracted by a squeaky-toy.
(from thecookiemomma:)... Will scare all potential border crossers with his glorious rendition of Kumbyah. If that doesn't deter them, he'll invite Sen. Clinton to join him.
ReplyDelete... will put a sign on the border that says, "Illegal immigration-free zone"
ReplyDelete... will do whatever he can to fix any of these problems illegal immigrants have
...is willing to build a fence around New Mexico to keep any new Mexicans from entering the US.
ReplyDelete...built a fence around himself.
ReplyDeleteproposed changing the end of the Pledge of Allegiance to, "one Nation under God, invisible, with liberty and justice for all." So the immigrants wouldn't be able to find us
ReplyDelete...sent out an advisory to be on the look out for any giant wooden badgers near the border.
ReplyDelete...learn Spanish and speak.
ReplyDelete