Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Hawaiian Souvenir

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...A hula dancing dashboard wookie.

#4 FormerHostage: ...The doctor said it should clear up with the shots.

#3 g: ...It was the bill for his vacation. You didn’t think he was going to pay it did you?

#2 Iowa Jim: ...the worst economy since the 1930s.

And the best punchline goes to Greg:

Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation...a souvenir photo of him sacrificing the US economy to the great volcano god Wanahockaloogie. 

Congratulations Greg!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from HokieGomer:

The trillion dollar coin will be made of unobtainium reinforced wishalloy supplied by NASA.

Congratulations HokieGomer!


Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

Joe Biden plans to fight the NRA with...


  1. ..a reminder that the last V.P. shot a lawyer in the face.

  2. the *real* NRA:


    Go Blue Eagle!

  3. His security team using non-guns... you see, they look like guns and fire and kill people like guns, but there not actually guns so its OK.

  4. ...a platoon of corpse-men.

    (Yea, me!)

  5. ...the NBA.

    ...a pen. And a sword. And a bunch of government guys with guns.

  6. ...such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Obama, and nice red uniforms.

  7. ...The Education Department Office of the Inspector General, since they have guns and stuff already.


  8. ... the Spanish Inquisition - NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  9. ...his gunfight knife.

  10. ...the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

  11. ...by offering them light sabers to replace their ancient weapons and hokey religions.

  12. @ Rodney Dill - Careful with that whole hokey religion thing...just saying...