Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
To fill the doctor shortage caused by Obamacare, California...
#5 can of spam: ...forcibly drafted all actors to have ever played a doctor in a movie or on TV into service.
#4 D***Cat: ...will designate marijuana dealers as primary care physicians.
#3 tomg51: ...is directing patients to be guests on TV hospital dramas.
#2 Fangbeer: ...Three words: Illness free zones.
And the best punchline goes to CTCompromise:
To fill the doctor shortage caused by Obamacare, California requested drone strikes.
Congratulations CTC!
And the honorable mention for the best movie reference goes to CTCompromise:
...sent out carts hauled by people yelling “Bring Out Your Dead”.
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
Obama said the strangest thing during his SOTU address..."all your money are belong to us."
Congratulations Bob!
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Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:
Al Gore's latest proposal to stop climate change...
...sell The Weather Channel to Al Jazeera
ReplyDelete...a climate trillion dollar coin.
ReplyDelete...send all hot air balloons, Hot Wheels, hotmail, hot rods, hotheads, and hotties in a rocket to that really cold dark matter place that's far away from here.
ReplyDeleteoh and don't forget hotdogs. The evil things.
Delete...is he promises to shut up.
ReplyDelete...will now loosen his belt before continuing on his quest to eat all the greenhouse gas producing animals on earth.
ReplyDelete...get Obama to push more climate hope.
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