Nuke the Punchline: Gravity

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

DHS's "public safety" drone program...


#5 FredKey: ...will help ensure the safety of all drones used against the public.

#4 FormerHostage: ...will cost $23 trillion over 10 years and result in a product that looks suspiciously like an airhog with a smart phone taped to the underside.

#3 Dohtimes: ...is designed to keep Obama safe from the public.

#2 Oppo: ...will not fly over Canadian or Mexican airspace, out of respect for their citizens’ privacy and sovereignty.

And the best punchline goes to  Bob in Feenicks:

DHS's "public safety" drone program has to avoid Michigan, otherwise it might get caught in Michael Moore’s gravitational field.

Congratulations Bob!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks: 

Al Qeada's tips for dodging drones...don't dress like an American citizen.

Congratulations...again Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to mess with:

States are claiming they don't have enough doctors...