Friday, March 15, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Paying Taxes for 132 Years

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

A new drug could let people live to 150, side effects include...

#5 Son of Bob: ...your mother-in-law and politicians may also have access to the drug.

#4 FormerHostage: ...a compulsion to keep kids off of lawns and short term memory loss, headaches, seepage, and short term memory loss.

#3 calcpa: to 150.

#2 D***Cat: ...Chicagoans voting in more than 50 presidential elections.

And the best line goes to Bob in Feenicks:

A new drug could let people live to 150, side effects include you live long enough that Helen Thomas starts looking good.

Congratulations Bob.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:  

After Mississippi passed an anti-Bloomerberg bill...Mayor Bloomberg started screaming "I'm melting! I'm melting!... what a world..."

Congratulations Harvey.


Now here's a line for you guys to contemplate:

With the term "Climate Change" going out of style, Al Gore...


  1. now crying the dangers of "Climate Hope"

  2. hoping to upgrade to 'Climate Dollars'

  3. ...begged the Green Peace boats to quit protecting him from whalers and get back to releasing his inner chakra.

  4. trying to raise awareness of Environmental Higgledy-Piggledy.

  5. threatening to bring back ManBearPig.