Nuke the Punchline: Paying Taxes for 132 Years

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

A new drug could let people live to 150, side effects include...


#5 Son of Bob: ...your mother-in-law and politicians may also have access to the drug.

#4 FormerHostage: ...a compulsion to keep kids off of lawns and short term memory loss, headaches, seepage, and short term memory loss.

#3 calcpa: ...living to 150.

#2 D***Cat: ...Chicagoans voting in more than 50 presidential elections.

And the best line goes to Bob in Feenicks:

A new drug could let people live to 150, side effects include you live long enough that Helen Thomas starts looking good.

Congratulations Bob.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:  

After Mississippi passed an anti-Bloomerberg bill...Mayor Bloomberg started screaming "I'm melting! I'm melting!... what a world..."

Congratulations Harvey.

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Now here's a line for you guys to contemplate:

With the term "Climate Change" going out of style, Al Gore...