Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Professor Choom

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

If Obama were a comic book super-villain, he'd be...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...Obamhotep the Mummy… his minions would follow him mindless chanting… Obam ho tep… Obam ho tep… Obam ho tep.

#4 FormerHostage: two-dimensional as he now is a president!

#3 Dohtimes: ...The SlumLord, able to ghettoize a building in a single tax hike.

#2 zipity: ...really, really, REALLY bad at it.

And the best line goes to Bob B:

If Obama were a comic book super-villain, he'd be False Hood – he robs from the rich and lies to the poor.

Congratulations Bob B.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks

After a New York judge reversed the ban on large sodas, Bloomberg...banned all judges that disagree with him.

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

After the Commander of the Pacific Fleet said that the biggest threat is global warming...


  1. he'd be False Hood – he robs from the rich and lies to the poor.
    Congrats Bob B. That one is really good.

  2. ...he said it was mainly coming from all the hot air in Washington D.C.

  3. ...he emailed Kim Jong-un "All your base are belong to us."

  4. ...and politician indecision... our two biggest threats are global warming and politician indecision... and someone stole the strawberries... No, our three biggest threats are... wait a minute, let me come in again.

  5. ...Obama immediately made him the new Secretary of Defense.

  6. he set about investigating the missing strawberries

  7. coming from the mouth of obama

  8. ...he recommended a preemptive strike on Al Gore's home.