Sunday, May 12, 2013

Happy Mother's Day From Ms. Schultz

In an effort to distance herself from editorials claiming that Mother’s Day is sexist and mothers should not be singled out and honored for outdated, oppressive stereotypes, Deborah Wasserman Schultz has started a Mother’s Day competition to find the mother that most embodies her liberal ideals.  Here are her candidates.  Please vote for your favorite or nominate your own.

·         Hillary Clinton

·         Mrs. Tsarnaev

·         Madonna

·         Nadya Suleman

·         Farrah Abraham

·         Snooki

·         Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker

·         The black widow spider

·         Gwyneth Paltrow

·         Kris Jenner

·         Susan Smith

·         Lucille Bluth

·         Mommie Dearest

·         Carrie’s mother

·         Rosie O’Donnell

·         John Travolta


  1. I second the nomination for Unnonymiss. Another one would have to be Frank Zappa's band....

  2. You forgot Andrea Yates and Susan Smith.

  3. Never mind on the Susan Smith.

    Missed it the first and second times through.