Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Dinosaur Rocket Launchers Decimate Correspondents

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The funniest thing that happened at the White House Correspondent's Dinner...

#5 jw : …was when someone hacked obama’s teleprompter and he found himself reading carpenter’s famous YGDFT! rant.

#4 Rodney Dill: …someone swapped in uncookies for dessert. [cookies for the reference to my twins hazardous "treats"]

#3 Dohtimes:…was when all the correspondents had to retake their vow of always corresponding with Obama.

#2 FormerHostage:…was the Seinfeld episode the serving staff was watching in the back.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from a guy named Rob.

The funniest thing that happened at the White House Correspondent's Dinner...…was when Sarah Palin rode in on a Dinosaur with rocket launchers and smote all the liberal biased media….wait, I may have just dreamed that.

COOKIES to a guy named Rob!


There are SO MANY good posts at Nuking Politics right now!  I think you should check out springeraz's Cookie Challenges. They're a fun new kind of contest...and I make all the cookies for prizes.  Here's the latest one. Cookies to my newbie, springeraz!

Thanks for your comments on NP's Nuke the Punchline.  You guys are the best :)  My favorite responses for Nuking Politics' straight line:

Now that people are more afraid of government than terror, Joe Biden...

#3: Bob in Feenicks: ...suggested that Eric Holder use all the resources of the Department of Justice to engage in warrantless searches to find any signs of government in people's homes.

#2: Bob B.: offering free shotgun lessons to anyone who is afraid of the government. They just need to send him their contact information...

And my favorite was from MrsCampbell:

Now that people are more afraid of government than terror, Joe Biden...can finally retire.

COOKIES to MrsCampbell!

Now here's a line for you guys to try to impress me:

"Inspired by a realtor giving his employees a raise for getting a tattoo, Obama..."


  1. ...launched his new "Tattoos for Tea Partiers" identification program.

  2. Put "This Space For Rent" on his forehead.

  3. ... asked the Supreme Court to rule that he can force everyone to have a personally-identifying barcode tattooed on everyone's forehead or hand... er, I mean tax anyone who doesn't, that is.

  4. ... told the tattoo artist "you didn't draw that!"

  5. ... had the business shut down. If they can afford to give raises, he clearly isn't finished doing his job.

  6. ...awarded a million dollars to Sandra Fluke for her new tramp stamp.

    ...said forget reparations, the African-American community is going to be filthy rich off of their tats alone.