Thursday, June 6, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Big Fiery Vermin

Harvey over at IMAO has a new straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The Real Cause of the California Wildfires…

#5 walruskkkch : …not enough government spending.

#4 frogmouth: Republicans and racism. Duh.

#3 blarg :…improperly displayed “fire-free zone” signs.

#2 FredKey: what difference, at this point, does it make?

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Rodney Dill :

The Real Cause of the California Wildfires…ROUSes and the subsequent increase in the occurance of fireswamps.

 Cookies to Rodney Dill!

Today is the anniversary of D-Day. Go read springeraz's beautiful remembrance:  D Day, June 6, 1944. Cookies to Newbie!

My favorite nuke the punchline was from can of spam::

They can fund an archeological expedition to recover "ol' crusty", the pantsuit, intact and have it cleaned and restored for 4-8 more years.

Cookies to can of spam!

Here's a new line for you to try:

With a Former Miss America running for Congress as a Republican, Democrats... 


  1. ...well, the best they could do was Miss Lube Rack, 1959

  2. ...will jump all over it as "just another example of the Republican war against women".

    ...will get Anthony Weiner to mount a Twitter campaign.

  3. ...are stuck with putting Mr. Goodwrench on their ticket.

  4. ...will watch bill clinton change parties

  5. ...will do whatever Valerie Jarrett tells them to do, they'll do it with $500 million of taxpayer money, and Jay Carney will lie about the whole thing.

  6. ...will behave toward her in exactly the way they claim Republicans behave towards women, and not see the irony.

  7. hiring the Dread Pirate Roberts as an operative to kidnap her.