Nuke the Punchline - Don't Come Back

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Jimmy Carter Is Planning to Visit North Korea, Where He Will…

#5 rodney dill: …prove that he’s every bit as intelligent as Dennis Rodman.

#4 Bob in Feenicks : …realize the secret to dealing with an energy crisis when you’re in charge: make sure your country doesn’t use energy in the first place.

#3 FormerHostage: …launch a local chapter of “Hovels for Humanity”

#2 Apostic: …where he will be mistaken for Elmer Fudd and given an enthusiastic welcome as one of the few American celebrities North Koreans know.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Joel: 

Jimmy Carter Is Planning to Visit North Korea, Where He Will…hopefully remain.

Cookies to Joel!

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We are so lucky that my Hunter has been sharing so much lately. :) I imagine each of his posts must take months to compose. He is a master of words, and I feel privileged when I get to read them.  His Wisdom from My Father is absolutely beautiful. Don't miss it.

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My favorite NP punchlines:

Diane Lane will be starring in the upcoming movie about Hillary Clinton. Also in the movie...

#3 Dohtimes: ...Anthony Weiner as the pre-internet Horn-Dog from Arkansas.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...Terry Kiser as Vince Foster.

My favorite line was from Bob B.:

Diane Lane will be starring in the upcoming movie about Hillary Clinton. Also in the movie...myriad tales of quiet heroism (100% fact-free)

Toffee Trifle to Bob B.!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

Cell phone location data can now be extracted without a warrant. Also unwarranted...