Larry King Said CNN Should Play SpongeBob Episodes Between News Stories. Other Ways to Improve CNN…
#5 Da**cat: ...Move its office to the moon. Then nuke it.
#4 walruskkkch: better script writing, is Joss Whedon available?
#4 walruskkkch: better script writing, is Joss Whedon available?
#3 Steve H: … Have Frank J edit the stories.
#2 Bob B: …would include replacing their current crop of anchors with Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert and Bill Maher – new tag-line “We Snark, You Decide”
#2 Bob B: …would include replacing their current crop of anchors with Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert and Bill Maher – new tag-line “We Snark, You Decide”
And my favorite straight line of the day was from FormerHostage:
Larry King Said CNN Should Play SpongeBob Episodes Between News Stories. Other Ways to Improve CNN…Celebrity judges.
New Show: So you think you can read a teleprompter.
(I'm still chuckling to myself :D)
New Show: So you think you can read a teleprompter.
(I'm still chuckling to myself :D)
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Larry King Said CNN Should Play SpongeBob Episodes Between News Stories. Other Ways to Improve CNN…
FormerHostage: Daily “Phrase that Pays” calls. Winners get a cookie.
[What a novel idea! :P]
walruskkkch: …Anonymiss cookies at all staff meetings.
[What a novel idea! :P]
walruskkkch: …Anonymiss cookies at all staff meetings.
[Will that make them...less liberal? It could work...:)]
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My favorite lines yesterday were:
Feminists are calling Wikipedia "very masculine". They pledge to fix it by...
Harvey:.Acting like they hate it while secretly competing for its attention.[Clever. :P]
Fred Key: ...introducing Wikipedicures. :)
and my favorite line from yesterday was from Bob B:
Feminists are calling Wikipedia "very masculine". They pledge to fix it by...throwing history out of the window, replacing it with "her"story. (that was kinda awesome, Bob :)
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They've created a new purse with sensors to control overspending. With that, you'll also get your wife...
...an excuse to buy a new purse - one without the sensor.
ReplyDelete... filing for divorce.
ReplyDelete...the Foot Club. Lockable bars that keep her from trying on new shoes.
ReplyDelete...a separate bedroom, with padded walls.
...make up gifts that cost ten times what she could have spent on her own.
They've created a new purse with sensors to control overspending. With that, you'll also get your wife...
ReplyDeletea sensor to keep her away from the gun cabinet.
an open invitation to have her mother move in with you.
to make you a sammich! And get you a beer while she's at it. And how come she needs shoes anyway since she's supposed to be barefoot in the kitchen making those sammiches and getting you that beer!
... the optional Nagatron accessory.
ReplyDelete... the $19.95 additional feature that actually PREVENTS the overspending. (Controlling it only IMPLIES prevention.)
ReplyDelete... incentive to shop online.
ReplyDelete...mad as hell.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of MARRIED guys you are...
ReplyDeleteHey, Harvey, I thought you were single...
I'm... currently between wives, yes.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds so funny. You're looking for a new Mrs. Harvey?
ReplyDeleteMaybe.
ReplyDeleteWhy? You got a sister with "a great personality" you're looking to dump off on someone?
Well, I do have sisters. Not your type, though.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Just curious...
And just what do you suppose my "type" is?
ReplyDeleteWell, they're either tomboys or married.
ReplyDeleteI had you pegged as a guy who liked a woman who was feminine. Girly.
Am I wrong?
...motivated to brush up on her hacking skills...
ReplyDeleteNot wrong... curves & dresses would be a nice change of pace.
ReplyDeleteFrom...?
ReplyDeleteWife 1.0
ReplyDeleteAh. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI am not athletic. Well, besides Zumba. I don't get the tomboy thing. I like skirts. Have more skirts than pants by far.
But that's me.
Hey, when did this become Nuking Mingles?
DeleteWhen Keln's away the Kitten does play...
DeleteJust kidding. Geez you guys are snots. Can't a girl be curious?
When?
ReplyDeleteAbout the time the sexiest blogger on the planet walked in.
Which am me.
Can't help it if the lady digs my style. I'm simply an irresistible magnet of awesome.
And you are therefore desperate for a date because....?
DeleteHard to find a woman good enough.
ReplyDeleteHigh standards have their challenges.
And their lonely, lonely nights...
DeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteSomebody has Internet Delusions of Grandeur.
I'm not sure whether or not that's covered by Obamacare... :P
It is. As long as you don't consider yourself grander than Obama.
DeleteI think I'm ok, then.
ReplyDeleteNO one considers himself grander than Obama...
Anyway, Kitten, there's a fine line between delusion and good old-fashioned honesty.
A fine line, huh?
ReplyDeleteI thought there was a big black line...like the size of a 6 lane highway?? :P
Oh, with ordinary men, yes, that's true.
ReplyDelete