It’s Come Out That the NSA Spied on Mexico’s President. They Learned…
#4 Bob in Feenicks: …the salsa they’ve been using was made in… NEW YORK CITY?? -Get a rope!
#3 rodney dill: …that they should’ve learned Spanish first.
#2 Fangbeer: ...Mexico is not actually one of the 57 states and should not have been part of their spying program.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Wyrmlaf:
It’s Come Out That the NSA Spied on Mexico’s President. They Learned … if he had a son, he’d look like George Zimmerman!
It’s Come Out That the NSA Spied on Mexico’s President. They Learned … if he had a son, he’d look like George Zimmerman!
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| Cookies to Wyrmlaf! |
and today's kiss up cookies to:
It’s Come Out That the NSA Spied on Mexico’s President. They Learned….
rodney dill: …that salsa is not a good cookie topping
walruskkkch: WALRUS NEEDS HIS COOKIES! |
| Kiss up cookies to rodney dill and walruskkkch! |
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My favorite NP punchlines:
Though he touts veganism as good for "your own well-being" and "your country", Bill Clinton is only pretending to be a vegan. Also pretending...
#3 HokieGomer :...is Nancy Pelosi that she hasn't aged a day since 1938.
My favorite line was from Dohtimes:
Though he touts veganism as good for "your own well-being" and "your country", Bill Clinton is only pretending to be a vegan. Also pretending......are the murderous thugs in Syria who claim to be part of al qaeda, and you heard that straight from The Horses mouth.
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| Toffee Trifle to Dohtimes! |
Here's a new line for you to try:
Schools are sending "fat letters" to parents about their overweight children. Next they'll send...
Nothing... because the administrators' fingers are too fat to type on a standard keyboard.
ReplyDeletePhat letters about the hippest (and hoppest) students.
ReplyDeleteRe-portly cards.
ReplyDeleteSuede denim secret police
ReplyDeletethey'll come for your over-weight niece.
She'll have to go to some fat camp.
DeleteShe'll look nice as a drawstring lamp.
Über alles counting calories.
Delete...a flyer featuring a 1-800 number for Turn-In-A-Fatty, featuring a 17-point scale from "cherubic" through "double-plus-unfit" to "they-REALLY-sit-around-the-house", because these government drones just don't have eyes everywhere....yet!
ReplyDelete...a 2X4 for parents to gauge whether their their children will be eligible to utilize the lavoratory. The Sanitary Engineers Union refuses to let their members clean up the mess if it's outside the bathroom.
ReplyDelete...non-edible letters to insure they make it to the parents.
ReplyDelete...report cards with their XXXL grades.
...a reminder that anorexia, meth addiction and bulimia are lower down on the list of health risk priorities than obesity.
...the recipe for Soylent Green
ReplyDelete...hometwerk.
ReplyDelete...a weighted grading scale
ReplyDelete...Michelle Obama to personally approve the food you feed your family.
ReplyDelete