Friday, December 6, 2013

Dinner At The Whopper Hut

Obama mentioned the other day that he was thinking about a career with Sportscenter after he leaves the White House.  Another idea he has, which he hasn't shared with anyone yet, is to open a restaurant in DC. Here's a peek at his proposed menu...



                      The Whopper Hut

                                         Visit Us At WH.Gov


         Tired of the simple truth? Bored with common reality? At Barry's Whopper
          Hut  we've got just what you're looking for. Bring the whole family and treat
          yourself to Barry's homestyle Cuisine. He's always cooking up something
          new.
   
                           Stop in at the famous styrofoam columns today.



Our Menu

     Bogus Burger………………………………………………………………… $ 75.00
            w/ Fraud Fries and a Shutdown Shake, add $12.00

     Homeland Hot Dogs…………………………………………………………     28.00
            A
n old Obama family favorite..choice of lap, guard, or herding  

     Barry's Special Scramble………………………………………………………   32.00
            He makes it up on the spot, try it with "NobodyToldMe" sauce

     Obamacare Omelet……………………………………………..    Financing available
             Hacker's Delight. You have to eat it to find out what's in it.

     Socialist Sandwich……………………………………………………  Free, For Now
             Pure baloney and government cheese

     Valerie's BS……………………………………………………………………   18.00
             (That's Banana Split, people.) w/ Payback sauce

     Lo Info Special…………………………………………  We Can Talk About it Later
             Let us select something for you. Trust us, you'll love it


Seniors
  
      Red Pill Pasta w/ Mushroom Treatment……………………….....................   22.00 
            It's What's Best For You

     Euthanasian Stir Fry, w/ chicken or beef……………………………………… Free
             Mandatory over age 80. Enjoy it like it was your last night out


                    Discounts available.  Just show us your union card.
                                   Menu subject to change daily



An  Evening at the Whopper Hut


2 comments:

  1. C'mon Man, Too True.

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  2. How about an Omar Burger? Made from an uncle I never knew,but stayed at his house.

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