After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…
The Parable that is Ratatouille |
#5 James: Told the UN that they had to limit the size of their delegations.
#4 Bob B: …blamed Bloomberg.
#3 Jimmy:. …said, “What happened to all those Da** Cats?”
#4 Bob B: …blamed Bloomberg.
#3 Jimmy:. …said, “What happened to all those Da** Cats?”
#2 Da**cat: …welcomed the city’s new rat overlords.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch:
After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor… was a bit confused since rats normally leave a sinking ship.
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After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor……devised a plan to distribute authentic Anonymiss cookie crumbs along the George Washington Bridge, in hopes that the rats will be drawn to New Jersey.
[Sure. I'll give him my delicious crumbs...for a price...Yay for capitalism! :)]
Kiss Up Cookies to Bob B! |
I've really missed you guys!
Thanks for the cookies.
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DeleteI'm surprised DiBlasio's concerned about the rat population. I figured he'd try to register them to vote.
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