#BetterAZombieThanHillary

Ever get fixated on a certain theme?  Happens to me sometimes...

Zombies don't lie.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies are far more consistent, reliable, and believable characters on TV than #Hillary.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies are proof the Dead wouldn't actually vote for Democrats.
Somebody alive is obviously doing that for them.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

While Zombies WILL try to invade your private life, they won't do so with the power of government behind them.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don't use charities as private slush funds.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Although Zombies also don't like walls, it's not because they want to expand their dependent voter base.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t create websites with creepy slide shows extolling the virtues of living under their rule.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t lead Personality Cults.

#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t gather and maintain databases of your personal, commercial, or medical information.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don't seek to expand Obamacare.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies, ironically enough, don’t seek to impose strict gun-control laws.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

There are no Zombie suicide bombers.
Q: If there were, could you call them “suicide” bombers? Really? Explain.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t pledge to raise taxes on the middle class.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t redistribute wealth.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t make traitorous deals with foreign governments.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

A Zombie's public and private policy positions are identical, consistent, steadfast, and unwavering.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

While, like #Hillary, Zombies will indeed abandon their own to their enemies, they don't do it intentionally.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don't discriminate, not even privately.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

While Zombies would certainly attack any available Republicans, it wouldn't be out of hatred for their politics.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don't hate those who oppose them.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Although ravenous, Zombies are far less greedy than #Hillary, not seeking to amass more than they can consume.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don't conspire to wreck the reputation of rape victims.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

While both Zombies and #Hillary want to remake the world in their image, Zombies don't lie about it.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

The Media won't fawn over Zombies, or consistently report on the Zombie Apocalypse in glowing pro-Zombie terms.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don't even pretend to know how to run your life better than you do.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies won't try to take away things from you "for the common good".
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t use deceptive language to hide their true intentions.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

When Zombies attack Republican rallies, it’s because they’re hungry, not because they were hired by Democrats.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

A #Hillary Administration would be a longer national nightmare than a Zombie Apocalypse.
Years longer.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t want to eat your soul.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

When a Zombie comes under sniper fire, they don’t brag about it.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

No Zombie will falsely claim (or truthfully claim for that matter) to have been in NYC during 9-11.
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

#Zombies don’t receive bribes from nations supporting Islamic terrorism. Hell they don’t even have bank accounts!
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— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies are naturally term-limited.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

Zombies don’t steal the silverware on their way out of town.
#BetterAZombieThanHillary

— The Department of No (@SantasTavern) November 8, 2016

More later, if warranted.

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Happy Election 2016, everybody!