Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Joe Biden Got Some Great News

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Joe Biden got some great news today...

#5 Special Ed: ...but he screwed it up.

#4 Lactose the Intolerant: ...the White House dining staff will finally let him take the cork off his fork.

#3 John: …at the next fund raiser, they’re gonna let him sit at the big boy table.

#2 FormerHostage: …they’re taking the training wheels off his limo.

And the best punchline goes to D***Cat:

Joe Biden got some great news today; instead of having to campaign with the President, Obama says he should stay in D.C. and spend more time with his family.

Congratulations D***Cat!

Now here's a line for you other cats to play around with:

 What one thing does Obama keep with him at all times?


  1. How to Run a Country For Dummies by Hugo Chavez

  2. His lucky dog's foot . . . it's all that's left of the poor beast.

    1. Not unknown . . . https://twitter.com/GothBunnyy <-- That's me!

  3. His little red book.