Thursday, July 19, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: New at the Obama 2012 Campaign Online Store...

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

New at the Obama 2012 campaign online store...

#10 plentyobailouts: ...National security secrets.

#9 Burmashave: ..."I started YOUR business" t-shirts.

#8 rodney dill: ...New book – 15 Trillion Georges I Have Known.

#7 John: ...get out of Obamacare free cards.

#6 Tin Man: ...New cookbook: 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.

#5 Lactose the Intolerant: ...the limited edition Obamanopoly Game. The game where the government picks the winners, and everyone loses.

#4 blarg: “Green Job” labels.

#3 FormerHostage: ...a box of clues (never been opened).

#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...a 52 pack of race cards.

And the best punchline goes to Special Ed:

New at the Obama 2012 campaign online store: Old Ideas. 

Congratulations Special Ed!

Also congratulations to Lactose the Intolerant for getting listed twice. That's double the points!

Double the points for what, you may ask? Let's just say I'm keeping score.

Now here's one for you guys to play with:

Biden gets a role on a reality show...


  1. He's the bumbling, stupid one who gets voted out on the first episode, but then the YouTube video of his bumbling stupidity goes viral, and he becomes more famous than the show's actual winner.

  2. Real dimwits of Delaware