Thursday, July 26, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Michelle Obama Will Be at the Olympics

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

 Michelle Obama will be at the Olympics...

#5 Frank J: ...competing in the fat kid toss.

#4 Iowa Jim: ...and she’s our best hope in the Greco-Wookie wrestling competition.

#3 CarolyntheMommy: give nasty looks to the McDonald’s employees who are using their evil food to poison the bodies of the world’s athletes!

#2 Son of Bob: ...but she still hasn’t decided which country she’ll be proud of.

And the best punchline goes to Marc:

Michelle Obama will be at the Olympics to pass along a message from her husband to all the gold medal winners…”you didn’t win that.”

Congratulations Marc!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's latest idea...


  1. Banning non-spherical sponges, since someone could put an eye out on one with corners.

  2. Lactose the IntolerantJuly 26, 2012 at 7:39 PM

    is a state-appointed nanny in every home.

  3. Anybody thinking non-happy thoughts will be sent to the cornfield.

  4. Hey, Gun Control! worked for the democrats!

  5. Banning the phrase "You want fries with that?"

  6. A per-calorie tax, double if the calories come from fat, sugar or salt.

  7. Bloomberg's latest idea is to encourage criminals to go on strike until there's tougher cop control.

  8. Invade New Jersey.

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