Thursday, August 30, 2012

In The News: BREAKING NEWS EDITION! has just learned that the “super top secret ninja force one” speaker for the RNC will be none other than One time vice presidential hopeful and mufti time WWE champion. Dwayne “the rock” Johnson. The Rock is no stranger to speaking at the RNC as he did back in... I don't know it was either 2000 or 2004. its late and I don't feel like doing the research right now. In all honesty its not that important.

We have not yet learned what the content of his speech will entail, but we have learned that in the case of a Romney presidency he will be on the short list for secretary of defense, or secretary of layin the smack down. This new cabinet position is in stark opposition to current republicans small government policy’s.

Stay tuned to for updates as they come in.

Update: we have also learned that The Rock is also on the short list to be the first supreme court nominee.

Update2: That would be pretty sweet.


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